23 Hilariously Accurate Ways To Spot Alaska Tourists This Summer

Alaska Tourists - Surefire Ways To Always Spot Them

 By: Courtney Dowd-Stanley 

Alaska tourists – we know them, we need them, and we love them. Not only are they tremendously vital to our economy, but we commend their great taste in vacation destinations. Anyone who wants to experience the magnificent treasure that is “The Last Frontier,” is someone we’ll gladly welcome with arms wide open. But it’d be a lie to say that we didn’t get a little giggle over the painfully obvious existence of Alaska tourists. We get it; this place is intense! Even residents get caught playing “tourist” from time to time … how could we not? It’s easy to become dumbfounded by your mere surroundings up here. But just so you know (tourist), you stick out like a sore thumb.
1 – Cruise ships by the masses means that your peaceful port is about to become the Alaska version of Disneyland in July.   [caption id="attachment_8179" align="aligncenter" width="1024"]tourist alaska tourists Flickr - daihung[/caption]
2 – Smile… you’re on candid camera! Watching watchers watch. [caption id="attachment_8185" align="aligncenter" width="1024"]tourist alaska tourists Flickr - Jill, Blue Moonbeam Studio[/caption]
3 – Cruise ships, glaciers, and more Polaroid pictures in one single setting than you can even comprehend. [caption id="attachment_8196" align="aligncenter" width="1024"]tourist cruise ship alaska tourists Mark McElroy[/caption]
4 – After the sea excursion comes the land excursion, so be prepared for an insane train depot situation as well.   [caption id="attachment_8183" align="aligncenter" width="1024"]tourist train depot alaska tourists Flickr - Jasperdo[/caption]
5 – Like a bunch of sardines squished together on every sidewalk in sight.   [caption id="attachment_8182" align="aligncenter" width="971"]tourist crowds alaska tourists Flickr - James Brooks[/caption]
6 – Tourists love a good dose of urban gold panning. You know, to transport them to the past. [caption id="attachment_8193" align="aligncenter" width="1024"]tourist gold panning alaska tourists Flickr - Rick Fogerty[/caption]
7 – Pictures with inanimate objects. [caption id="attachment_8184" align="aligncenter" width="768"]tourist with puffin alaska tourists Flickr - Jessica Spengler[/caption]
8 – Pictures with town signs. [caption id="attachment_8194" align="aligncenter" width="1024"]tourist posing ketchikan alaska tourists Flickr - Robert Karma[/caption]
9 – Pictures with murals. [caption id="attachment_8178" align="aligncenter" width="1024"]tourist posing ketchikan alaska tourists Flickr - Cristina Della Rosa[/caption]
10 – Pictures with just about anything that’ll let you near it. [caption id="attachment_8189" align="aligncenter" width="1024"]tourist picture anchorage alaska tourists Flickr - lava[/caption]
11 – Except wild animals, of course. (But that won’t stop them from trying…)   [caption id="attachment_8177" align="aligncenter" width="1024"]tourist bear watching alaska tourists Flickr - Bob White[/caption]
12 – Plus, plenty of pictures with obligatory touristy peace signs thrown up. [caption id="attachment_8191" align="aligncenter" width="1024"]tourist peace sign alaska tourists Flickr - Nicole Yeager[/caption]
13 – Moose rides (by grown adults). [caption id="attachment_8188" align="aligncenter" width="1024"]tourist moose ride alaska tourists Flickr - Kim F[/caption]
14 – Bear beanies (on grown adults). [caption id="attachment_8176" align="aligncenter" width="1024"]tourist bear hats alaska tourists Flickr - Rick Fogerty[/caption]
15 – Parkas in the middle of July. [caption id="attachment_8192" align="aligncenter" width="640"]tourists wearing parkas alaska tourists Flickr - Redfishingboat (Mick O)[/caption]
16 – Matching jackets and a touristy group meeting in the middle of the road. Totally normal.   [caption id="attachment_8181" align="aligncenter" width="1024"]tourists on road matching coats alaska tourists Flickr - FoxKat[/caption]
17 – When you want to learn about the local area, but the mosquitoes in Alaska aren’t like they are in the lower 48. [caption id="attachment_8195" align="aligncenter" width="1024"]mosquito hat alaska tourists Flickr - Terry Feuerborn[/caption]
18 – Posing with antlers because you feel extra rugged and burly being in Alaska. Grrr! [caption id="attachment_8175" align="aligncenter" width="768"]posing with antlers denali alaska tourists Flickr - James Brooks[/caption]
19 – The ‘Denali lean’ when everyone races to one side of the bus to spot the elusive wildlife out the window. [caption id="attachment_8186" align="aligncenter" width="686"]denali lean on park bus alaska tourists Flickr - Josh Kellogg[/caption]
20 – The touristy dad that knows how to dress the part. [caption id="attachment_8187" align="aligncenter" width="1024"]funny dad alaska tourists Flickr - Kenneth Cole Schneider[/caption]
21 – Dog mushing on gravel with six grown adults in tow. [caption id="attachment_8190" align="aligncenter" width="768"]dog mushing alaska tourists Flickr - maduarte[/caption]
22 – Motorhomes… [caption id="attachment_8197" align="aligncenter" width="1024"]motorhomes alaska tourists Flickr - Kim F[/caption]
23 – …And motor-coaches, oh my! They have officially arrived.  [caption id="attachment_8180" align="aligncenter" width="1024"]motor coach alaska tourists Flickr - David Casteel[/caption]
Looking for another great read? Check out this story on Dick Proenneke - Hiking With A Legend.  You might also enjoy this story on Portage, the sunken Alaska ghost town that nature is reclaiming. If you are living and loving The Alaska Life – share your adventures with us on our Facebook page HERE, and they might just end up being featured in one of our next blog posts.
Written by Courtney Dowd-Stanley 

9 comments

Nothing says “I have no idea what I’m doing” quite like a Great Alaskan Holidays rental RV. ??

Jordan Turner April 17, 2021

I bet you don’t mind the money the leave behind

Barb April 17, 2021

Ah ???? #17 I recognised Jack Reakoff, met him there about 7 to 8 years ago. We didn’t put them silly hats on , we just borrowed his electrified tennis racket ??

Tim Broadbent April 17, 2021

Glad you like the visitors!! I’ve been three times, and will come again!!!

Kathryne April 17, 2021

Or the “complimentary rain slickers”aka hooded trashbags that the cruise ships pass out. Always makes for a good chuckle in Southeast.

Sarah Herring April 17, 2021

This is all affectionate of course, we love our visitors!

akbj April 17, 2021

I’m coming up this summer, but NOT on a cruise – not with a group, just solo- & will HIDE when the cruise ships come in. I;m gong for some peace & quiet.

carole April 17, 2021

Love Alaska!! Been many times but never with a tour group !! RV ! Guilty !!!!

Yvonne Tucker April 17, 2021

Don’t forget the ones that like to back into the street with oncoming traffic to take pictures.

Becky April 17, 2021

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